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MAN [OVER SPEAKER]:
Three, two, one, zero.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER
OVER RADIO]
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There's gotta be some way
of stopping that thing.
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Jeannie! Jeannie!
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Beautiful.
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Just beautiful.
Oh.
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Roger, Jeannie's locked
in the moon safe.
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She... She's on her way
to the moon.
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Every time I see one
of those things,
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I get a lump in my throat.
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She was counting on us, Roger,
and we let her down.
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Look at that thing move.
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Don't you understand?!
Jeannie's gone.
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Uh, no, she... No, she isn't.
What a perfect blastoff.
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We let her down, Roger.
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She's gonna be up there
all alone.
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She's gonna be helpless.
She... What'd you say?
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You know the moon safe
Jeannie was locked in? Yeah?
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Well, it wasn't loaded
in the rocket.
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What are you talking about?
I saw it on the tar...
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They brought it out.
No, something else. No, no.
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Jeannie's right here
in the safe, right here.
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I made a switch.
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You're kidding!
You did?!
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[LAUGHS]
Really? Where is she?
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She's in the final
assembly room.
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What's gotten into you?
Come on!
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Ah, what a beautiful,
beautiful...
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Come on!
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ROGER:
Wait. Wait a minute.
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TONY: Roge...
Just relax.
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I know exactly where it is.
Look, there's no prob... Oh.
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What are you doing over there?
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Tony, relax.
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I told you there's no problem.
I left it right over here and...
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Oh. Oh, wait a minute.
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Oh, it was right here.
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The Professor and Charley
were trying to get it open.
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The Professor and Charley?
You left Jeannie with them?
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They're safecrackers.
They're professional criminals.
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But they're working for us.
Why would they wanna steal it?
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Those dirty crooks.
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That's what crooks do.
They steal things.
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Ah. Wait till they open it up
and find Jeannie inside.
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Boy, are they in
for a surprise. Whoo.
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Not what I'm worried about.
What do you mean?
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Well, if they try to force
that safe open or even get
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the combination wrong,
it'll explode.
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What are we gonna do?
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Come on.
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What do you think, Professor?
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I think I got it figured out.
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What do you mean, you think?
Come on, try it.
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You... You heard
what the major said.
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We turn the numbers
to the right combination,
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we get what's in the safe.
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CHARLEY:
Right.
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We turn the numbers
to the wrong combination,
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and we get blown up.
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I would give anything
to know what's in there.
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Some technical thing
that ain't worth a nickel.
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No, I have a feeling
that whatever's in there
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is priceless.
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CHARLEY: But what good
is it gonna do us
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if it's in the safe
and we can't get it open?
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What good is it going to do us
if it blows us to pieces?
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One wrong number
and "pa-chow!"
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You mean you believe that, uh...
"Pa-chow!"
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I ain't been to college,
Professor,
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but even I know a con job
when I hear one.
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Oh?
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Come on, give me this thing.
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Go ahead, you... You try it.
I will.
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[WHISTLING]
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Where you going?
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I'll wait for you outside.
You wait right here.
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Here.
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[STAMMERS]
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[SIGHS] Here goes.
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One wrong number?
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That's what the major said.
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[LAUGHS]
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He was bluffing.
Pfft.
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[LAUGHS]
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Here goes.
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Did you try it yet?
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What?
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Did you try it yet?
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No. But I will, I will.
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[GASPS]
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Hah...
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Professor, Professor.
What's the matter?
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Ticktock, ticktock.
What do you mean, ticktock?
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Ticktock, ticktock.
Ticktock, ticktock?
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[WHIMPERS]
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There must be some way
to find those crooks.
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How about an ad
in the San Quentin Journal?
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Hey. We go to the Pink Horse,
that's where we met 'em.
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How do we know they're there?
Because that's their hangout.
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And besides, it's the only thing
I could think of.
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[?]
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BELLOWS: Uh, Major
Nelson, Major Healey.
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Yes, sir.
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You both must be
terribly excited
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about the success
of the moon shot.
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I haven't been able
to think of anything else.
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Tomorrow, we should have photos
from the surface of the moon.
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I can't wait to see them.
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Neither can we.
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If you'll excuse us, sir,
we have someone to meet.
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Yeah, we have this deal
locked up, and it's...
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Uh... Oh, uh, uh,
Major Nelson, your phone.
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Major?
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[?]
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Professor, we either open
the safe or we don't,
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but this is crazy.
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Please, Charley,
use your imagination.
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Something's valuable in that, right?
Right.
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Well, the major
will pay plenty for them,
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whether it's open or not.
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Because one thing... Shh.
BELLOWS: Hello?
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He's on, here. Hello.
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Hello.
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Now, you listen to me.
Keep your mouth shut.
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We have got your safe.
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Safe? What safe?
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Who is this?
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The moon safe, chum.
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And if you ever expect
to see it again,
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you'll follow instructions
implicitly.
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No, you listen.
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This is a government
installation.
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Trying to start a joke around
here can get you into trouble.
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Look here.
This is no joke.
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You do exactly what we say
and follow instructions
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or we'll blow the safe up.
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Fine, blow it up.
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[LINE CLICKS] Excuse me...
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I hate practical jokers.
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He said,
"Go ahead, blow it up."
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I'm getting...
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I don't know what
this country's coming to.
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I mean, the government's
not willing to pay ransom
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for a valuable piece
of property.
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That's why taxes are so high.
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We've got a white elephant
on our hands.
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We can't open the safe,
and nobody else wants it.
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Professor, let's get rid of it.
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Guess we've got
no other choice, huh?
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[SIGHS] I tell you, this is
enough to make a guy turn honest,
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you know what I mean?
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Oh.
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Uh, could you help us, please?
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Yes.
What'll it be, gents?
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We're here on official
Air Force business.
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Uh, if you could give us
some information.
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We're looking
for a couple of guys
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named the Professor
and, uh, Charley.
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Do you happen to know
where they live?
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Ah. How should I know?
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You don't have to register here
to get a drink.
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[LAUGHS]
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Don't I know you guys?
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Withholding information
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from a federal agency
is a crime, you know?
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That's Section 102,
Area Code 213...
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All right, Roge.
...ZIP code...
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I don't know where they live.
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They just come in here
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every once in a while,
that's all.
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Shall we take him in
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or you think
he's telling the truth?
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I think he's telling the truth.
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All right, we'll wait
over here. Come on, Roge.
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You gonna wait
till they come in?
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That's right.
That's right.
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Two black coffees.
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They might not be in for days.
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Well, make that
four black coffees.
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Yeah, but...
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So?
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Ten bucks.
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Ten bucks? For a valuable piece
of property like this?
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Wha...? Look how heavy it is.
Look.
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Oh!
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WOMAN: What am I gonna do with
a safe that doesn't even open?
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Well, you could use it
for, uh, a paperweight.
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Yeah, paperweight.
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Nothing but scrap.
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Ten bucks.
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All right, we'll take it.
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What, take it? You give it.
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It's gonna cost me that
to have it hauled away.
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For heaven's sakes.
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[?]
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Good morning. NASA.
Just a moment please.
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Uh, get me General Ashley
in Honolulu,
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would you, Miss Temple?
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I'll take it in my office.
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Good morning. NASA.
A moon safe?
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Uh, I beg your pardon.
What did you say?
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Just a moment, please.
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There's someone calling
about a moon safe.
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Oh, I warned them.
Plug me in, I'll take it.
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On four, sir.
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This is Dr. Bellows.
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I've got an article here
that's marked, uh, "moon safe."
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"Property of NASA"
stenciled on it.
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You want it back
or shall I scrap it?
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I don't think this is funny.
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Well, neither do I.
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It's taking up a lot of room.
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Uh, miss,
it isn't possible that you...?
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Uh, hold on a moment, will you?
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Uh, get me Captain Stewart.
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Captain Stewart, Dr. Bellows.
On six, sir.
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Uh, hello, Captain Stewart.
This is Dr. Bellows.
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Listen, you saw the moon safe
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being loaded on the rocket,
didn't you?
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Uh-huh. I did too.
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Uh, no, no, no.
There's nothing wrong.
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It's, uh...
I'm just double-checking.
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Well, thank you. Goodbye.
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Hello, miss.
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About that safe...
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Scrap it.
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Get me General Ashley.
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Well, it's the crusher for you.
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[QUIETLY] Crusher?
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Want another cup
of coffee, Roge?
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No, I'm half-Brazilian now.
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Hey, waiter.
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They're here.
They're here.
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Let's get 'em.
No, no, no, play it cool.
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I don't want 'em
to make a run for it.
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Yeah, play it cool.
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You better get outta here.
You're hot.
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The fuzz?
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More like two escapees
from a nut house.
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Over there in the corner.
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Hey, come on, uh,
we can make it out the back.
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Hold it. I think I see a chance
for us to turn a profit.
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Come along, Charley.
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They're coming over, Tony.
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Now, remember, play it cool.
Yeah. Play it cool.
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PROFESSOR: Well, gentlemen,
gentlemen, gentlemen,
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how very nice to see you again.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
256
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I'm sorry
we missed connections earlier.
257
00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:47,388
Yeah.
258
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,274
All right, where is it?
We gave it to...
259
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:53,427
We gave it to, uh,
somebody for safekeeping.
260
00:11:53,428 --> 00:11:54,996
How much is it worth to you?
261
00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:56,314
It's worth...
Wait a minute.
262
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:58,783
Know the penalty for stealing
government property?
263
00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,884
Uh-huh. About the same
as the penalty
264
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:02,753
for someone who is
an accomplice to someone
265
00:12:02,754 --> 00:12:04,589
who steals government property.
266
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,640
Now, wait a minute.
We didn't ask you to steal it,
267
00:12:06,641 --> 00:12:07,941
we just asked you to open it.
268
00:12:07,942 --> 00:12:10,962
Forget it, Roger.
I'll give you everything I got.
269
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,764
Oh, now, you're talking.
How much is that?
270
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,098
Uh, I've got 15 here.
271
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:15,282
Take it, Professor, take it.
272
00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:17,351
That's five clear profit.
273
00:12:17,352 --> 00:12:19,470
Here's another 5.
That's 20.
274
00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:22,607
Are you trying to insult us?
The price is 20,000.
275
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,892
Here's another 5, that's 25.
That's 25.
276
00:12:24,893 --> 00:12:27,144
Fine, 25,000.
Twenty-five thousand...
277
00:12:27,145 --> 00:12:29,697
Twenty-five thousand?
I don't have that kind of money.
278
00:12:29,698 --> 00:12:31,816
Sorry, we cannot do business,
I'm afraid.
279
00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,484
TONY: Yeah, but wait
a minute, Professor.
280
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:35,319
CHARLEY:
Professor, take the money.
281
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,288
Take the money.
Oh, good thinking.
282
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:40,824
You know, I'm not very hard
to do business with. Okay, $25.
283
00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:43,044
Oh, hi, Professor, Charley.
284
00:12:43,045 --> 00:12:44,779
Uh, Annie, I would like
to talk to you.
285
00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:47,114
Well, if it's about that safe,
forget it.
286
00:12:47,115 --> 00:12:49,717
I've already sent it
to Harry's Scrap Yard.
287
00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:51,235
BOTH:
Harry's Scrap Yard?
288
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:53,570
Excuse me, ma'am.
All right, let's go.
289
00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:07,868
Master!
290
00:13:07,869 --> 00:13:11,004
Master, please get me
out of here!
291
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:42,202
Oh, master, master, please!
292
00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:44,905
Please get me out of here...
Ah!
293
00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:46,106
I will... I will...
294
00:13:46,107 --> 00:13:49,577
I will never be jealous again,
and I will be quiet.
295
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:52,145
Oh. I promise.
I pro... Ah!
296
00:13:52,146 --> 00:13:54,949
I promise I'll be quiet.
297
00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,250
I'll never drive your car.
298
00:13:57,251 --> 00:13:58,853
[SOBBING]
299
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:09,780
[SCREAMS]
300
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:10,948
Master!
301
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,205
[?]
302
00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:29,433
[JEANNIE SCREAMS]
303
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,637
TONY:
Hey! Hey. Uh, sir.
304
00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:09,173
Did anybody bring a safe
in here? A safe about this big?
305
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,876
Uh, yeah, yeah,
we just put it on the belt.
306
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:12,943
What belt?
307
00:15:12,944 --> 00:15:14,611
Uh, over there.
308
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,247
It goes into the crusher.
309
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,581
The crusher?
310
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,852
The cru... Jeannie! Jeannie!
311
00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:23,070
Jeannie?
312
00:15:23,071 --> 00:15:24,572
Oh, that's a code name
for the safe.
313
00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:25,639
You gotta stop that belt.
314
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,307
[STAMMERS]
Well, you can't from here.
315
00:15:27,308 --> 00:15:29,343
The switch is on the crusher.
Oh, the crusher.
316
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,745
Jeannie! Oh!
317
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:41,889
Oh.
318
00:15:55,837 --> 00:15:57,537
Did you see it?
319
00:15:57,538 --> 00:15:59,673
No, not yet.
It's gotta be here someplace.
320
00:15:59,674 --> 00:16:01,441
Sorry, fellas, you're too late.
321
00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:03,510
It's already gone through.
Gone through what?
322
00:16:03,511 --> 00:16:05,896
Through the crusher. Would have
come out the other side.
323
00:16:05,897 --> 00:16:07,164
You wanna take a look?
324
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:09,033
No.
325
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:12,870
It'll probably look, about,
oh, like a sardine can.
326
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,172
I once put an automobile
through there.
327
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:16,456
Come out, oh, Fine, sir.
328
00:16:16,457 --> 00:16:18,542
Size of a cigar box.
329
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:20,777
Why, I've even seen 'em
take a... A...
330
00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:22,513
What's the matter with him?
331
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,364
[?]
332
00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:43,751
[SOBBING] Mama!
333
00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:46,937
She's gone.
334
00:16:48,372 --> 00:16:50,674
I'll never see her again, Roge.
335
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,609
[?]
336
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,817
Do you remember how she used
to knock on her bottle
337
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,819
to get you to take the cork off?
338
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,253
[BOTH SIGH]
339
00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:06,990
And that pretty pink smoke
would come out.
340
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:10,694
Yeah, and there she'd be,
just smiling and happy.
341
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:14,881
Then she'd say,
"How can I serve you, master?"
342
00:17:14,882 --> 00:17:16,867
And you'd say,
"By getting back in the bottle
343
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:18,435
and staying there."
344
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:22,139
She was good, Roge.
345
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,340
Yeah.
346
00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:24,742
I didn't deserve her.
347
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,945
Ah, no... You were rotten.
You were rotten, all right.
348
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,082
You want another one?
349
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,193
Maybe I will have one more.
350
00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:01,478
What do you know?
351
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:09,135
Hello, space agency?
352
00:18:09,136 --> 00:18:11,872
No. This is Harry's Scrap Yard.
353
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:14,908
Uh, listen, a couple
of your officers
354
00:18:14,909 --> 00:18:17,912
were over here yesterday
asking about a safe.
355
00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:20,114
Just a moment please.
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
356
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:22,916
Dr. Bellows, it's someone
about the safe again.
357
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,119
Will you take it, sir?
358
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,520
Your party's on the line, sir.
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
359
00:18:27,521 --> 00:18:28,756
Good morning, Sue.
360
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:30,590
Good morning, Major Healey.
361
00:18:30,591 --> 00:18:33,160
Thank you, I hope this coffee
is good and black this morning.
362
00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:34,795
I could really use it.
363
00:18:34,796 --> 00:18:36,647
Good morning. NASA.
364
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:37,748
I'm warning you, mister,
365
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,751
if we get one more prank
phone call about that safe
366
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:44,454
I'll have our security police,
the CIA and the FBI
367
00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:47,090
on your neck so fast,
you won't know what hit you.
368
00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:48,759
Now, you said
you were gonna scrap it.
369
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,528
Well, scrap it!
370
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,828
[LINE CLICKS]
371
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:59,569
Well, that's our government.
372
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:03,907
Yesterday, it was valuable.
Today, it's obsolete.
373
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,411
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] Come in.
374
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:08,945
Good morning, sir.
375
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:10,347
Here are the impact photos, sir.
376
00:19:10,348 --> 00:19:11,815
Oh, good, let me see them.
377
00:19:11,816 --> 00:19:13,216
Perfect landing.
378
00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:15,686
There's only one peculiar thing.
379
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,320
Yeah? What's that?
380
00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:18,922
We can't find the moon safe.
381
00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:20,390
What do you mean,
you can't find it?
382
00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:22,393
Probably buried in a dust drift.
383
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,895
No, sir. It's not there.
384
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,034
Miss Temple, the man
who called about that safe.
385
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:32,035
Did he say where he was?
386
00:19:32,036 --> 00:19:33,287
Yes, sir.
387
00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:36,056
Uh, Harry's Scrap Yard.
388
00:19:36,057 --> 00:19:37,390
What did you say?
389
00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:38,508
Harry's Scrap Yard.
390
00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:40,995
Harry's Scrap Yard?!
Shh. Yes, sir.
391
00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:42,296
This is most urgent,
Miss Temple.
392
00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:43,763
Find the number
and call him back.
393
00:19:43,764 --> 00:19:45,833
Tell him not to touch that safe
until I get there.
394
00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:48,802
Oh, uh, excuse me.
395
00:19:48,803 --> 00:19:50,037
Oh, uh, Stewart,
396
00:19:50,038 --> 00:19:51,805
don't let those photos
out of your sight.
397
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:53,106
Yes, sir.
398
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,161
So, what about
Harry's Scrap Yard?
399
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:58,562
I don't know,
he wants me to call.
400
00:19:58,563 --> 00:19:59,613
Who wants you to call them?
401
00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:01,098
Dr. Bellows.
Dr. Bellows?
402
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:03,167
Miss Temple, did you get him?
I'm looking it up.
403
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,335
Oh, Dr. Bellows,
what about Harry's Scrap Yard?
404
00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:08,004
You won't believe this, Major
Healey. You won't believe it.
405
00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:10,140
But the moon safe,
our moon safe, is
406
00:20:10,141 --> 00:20:12,092
in some place
called Harry's Scrap Yard.
407
00:20:12,093 --> 00:20:13,810
I gotta get there
before they crush it.
408
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:15,645
Oh! Oh, you have...
409
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:17,181
Oh. Oh.
410
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,083
Oh...
Major... Major Healey!
411
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,017
That safe is supposed
to be on the moon.
412
00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:23,720
I see no reason to celebrate.
Keep trying, Miss Temple.
413
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:26,156
Keep trying, Miss Temple.
Oh, wait for me, wait for me.
414
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,924
Colonel? Dr. Bellows.
415
00:20:38,152 --> 00:20:40,087
[?]
416
00:20:50,331 --> 00:20:52,172
JEANNIE:
Help!
417
00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:56,303
I can even hear her voice.
418
00:20:57,372 --> 00:20:59,639
JEANNIE:
Help!
419
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,209
Jeannie?
420
00:21:03,711 --> 00:21:05,245
Jeannie, is that you?
421
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,665
Master?
422
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,016
Well, where are you?
423
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,383
JEANNIE:
I am in the safe.
424
00:21:10,384 --> 00:21:12,819
Huh? In the safe?
425
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:13,987
Where?
426
00:21:15,456 --> 00:21:17,891
[GASPS] You're in here.
427
00:21:17,892 --> 00:21:20,060
I can't believe it.
You mean, you weren't crushed?
428
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,429
You...? You're not as big
as a little cigar box?
429
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:25,099
Oh, master,
please get me out of here.
430
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,850
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry, I will.
431
00:21:26,851 --> 00:21:29,687
Make it soon, please.
432
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,305
Are you certain
that safe is all right?
433
00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:34,240
Yeah, sure. Your girl called me
just in time.
434
00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,577
It's right over there.
435
00:21:36,578 --> 00:21:38,478
Jeannie, I never knew
how much you meant to me
436
00:21:38,479 --> 00:21:39,780
until this happened.
437
00:21:39,781 --> 00:21:42,049
I'm never gonna let you
out of my sight again.
438
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,884
Look, I... I brought you
some flowers.
439
00:21:45,186 --> 00:21:46,870
TONY: As soon as I
get you out of here,
440
00:21:46,871 --> 00:21:48,288
I'm gonna take you
out to dinner.
441
00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:50,991
I'm gonna buy you
the best candlelight dinner...
442
00:21:50,992 --> 00:21:52,710
A candlelight dinner?
443
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:55,362
Uh, well, I...
I can explain, sir. It, uh...
444
00:21:55,363 --> 00:21:56,930
BELLOWS:
Explain?
445
00:21:56,931 --> 00:21:59,366
Being in love with a safe?
446
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:01,969
They haven't even got
a name for that one.
447
00:22:06,824 --> 00:22:08,842
[?]
448
00:22:10,145 --> 00:22:12,512
All right, major,
are you sure you understand
449
00:22:12,513 --> 00:22:15,282
why I'm leaving this safe
in your office?
450
00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:16,984
Yes, sir,
because I asked you to.
451
00:22:16,985 --> 00:22:17,985
Mm.
452
00:22:17,986 --> 00:22:19,719
And, um...
453
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,005
why did I agree?
454
00:22:22,006 --> 00:22:23,924
Because you want me to realize
455
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,160
that the safe
is an inanimate object
456
00:22:26,161 --> 00:22:29,963
and it's silly for me to think
I'm in love with it.
457
00:22:29,964 --> 00:22:33,066
Excellent.
I think we're making progress.
458
00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:35,102
Now, just keep repeating
to yourself,
459
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,605
"It's just a safe.
It's just a safe."
460
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,740
[CLEARS THROAT]
461
00:22:40,741 --> 00:22:43,594
It's just a safe.
462
00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:45,345
It's just a safe.
Master?
463
00:22:45,346 --> 00:22:46,779
Shhh!
Ah, ah, ah.
464
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:49,749
Major, no backsliding.
465
00:22:50,985 --> 00:22:54,120
It's just a safe.
Just... Just a safe.
466
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,109
Jeannie, you've got
to be more careful.
467
00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:00,210
I am sorry, master,
468
00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:02,613
it's just that I hate it
in here.
469
00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:04,364
When are you going
to get me out?
470
00:23:04,365 --> 00:23:05,598
Any second now.
471
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:08,752
I just sent Roger to find
a Mr. Charles Fries.
472
00:23:08,753 --> 00:23:10,587
Who is Mr. Charles Fries?
473
00:23:10,588 --> 00:23:12,672
Well, he's the guy
who invented this thing.
474
00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:14,291
He's gonna open it for us.
475
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:17,010
Oh, master, you are brilliant!
476
00:23:17,011 --> 00:23:18,796
Thanks, Jeannie.
477
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,063
ROGER: He's here, Tony.
Ah.
478
00:23:20,064 --> 00:23:21,698
This is Mr. Charles Fries.
479
00:23:21,699 --> 00:23:24,034
Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.
How do you do?
480
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:26,102
Yeah.
There it is, beautiful.
481
00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:28,272
She's my masterpiece.
482
00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:30,474
ROGER: Could you open it?
We'd like to look inside.
483
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:33,277
What classic lines.
What artistry of design.
484
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:35,545
Yeah, well,
if anybody can open this,
485
00:23:35,546 --> 00:23:37,147
you can, is that right?
486
00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:38,381
That's right, major,
487
00:23:38,382 --> 00:23:41,034
and I can't.
What?
488
00:23:41,035 --> 00:23:44,804
Gentlemen, when Charles Fries
designs a safe to stay locked,
489
00:23:44,805 --> 00:23:46,607
it stays locked.
490
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,829
Well, somebody's gotta be able
to open it.
491
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:52,846
Of course.
492
00:23:52,847 --> 00:23:55,008
If you have the combination,
you can open it.
493
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,301
Well, who has it?
494
00:23:57,302 --> 00:23:59,319
The president...
The president?
495
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,520
Of the United States.
496
00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:02,755
Of the United States?
Of the United States?
497
00:24:02,756 --> 00:24:04,224
[GASPS]
498
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,426
Jeannie? Jeannie?!
499
00:24:06,427 --> 00:24:08,194
[?]
500
00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:15,535
[?]
501
00:24:15,585 --> 00:24:20,135
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